MARCH 2024
hiiiii besties, its time for the State of Stella! we have finished March and honestly I have been so tied up in moving nonsense and a host of other boring adult bs I haven’t gotten to determine what is in and out that isn’t just….vibes in end stage capitalism out. mmmkay roll the opinions!!
IN
1) Dairylea: ok Britain i’ll give you this. so if you don’t know, dairylea is this relly fake white soft cheese, just tastes creamy and fake as hell. think of it like British Velveeta. but it’s in lil wedges, and dare I say a better treat than string cheese. it’s melty and soft and just the right sharpness. if i were a kid growing up in the UK i would throw tempertantrums for not having this in my lunchbox. perhaps that is why everyone is so miserable here, not enough DAIRYLEA in their DAY!!!! anywhoot. i’ve eaten about 3 of these a day for the whole month and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.
2) tried and true: so this is a principle I realise is way more important than i previously thought. maybe its a stab at all the lame ass VC backed podcast cereal or trendy lip balms and popular waterbottles…but why are we giving up on the shit that works because its not aesthetically pleasing. all those fake instagram brands that just dropship from another label….waste of money. if it aint broke don’t fix it. use the shampoo from tractor supply and not the hailey beiber whatever the fuck the youths are raving about because the packaging is nice. don’t get me started on these stupid ass cars that have been made in the last 4 years. WHY does everything have so much tech yet lack any sort of character? we are living in end times. take me back bro
3) Valheim: yayyyy my fave game. i finally picked this back up after 3 years and replayed it up to the point of waiting for the Ashlands update. i love this game!! it’s like dark souls minecraft. its so fun, i really enjoy playing it, even if it’s frustrating. the worlds are MASSIVE and the low quality graphics somehow make it super charming. not to mention the game is gorgeous especially while you’re sailing around in your karve or longship! if you do wanna play this be sure to find my viking playlist in my links because i do think the soundtrack is lacking.
4) Sunshine: you are probably sick of hearing me complain about the weather, but listen. i’m a gal who loves warm and sun and water. im a fkin plant ok i love to thrive in the summer time. recently, the sun has been poking around a bit more, and even if i have to stand in one spot of my garden for 30 seconds at a time while the clouds move away, i will take what i can get!!! but looking forward to my floridays where i’ll have all the sun again and all the energy i need to be a fun hot girl online again! yay!!!
OUT
1) Bubble wrap: just putting this here because i am sick of packing, and there is so much waste with this plastic hell. so much framed art, all needs this eco killer. i did try the courragated paper thing for what i could, but it really doesn’t provide me the security i feel i need to ship my stuff 4000+ miles. luckily most everything is wrapped already and i won’t have anything left over. but now im going to have to deal with the guilt and shame of this product again once i get to unpacking in a few months. so sad, pray 4 me
2) me with brown hair: sorry if you liked it, but it was not me. i did say i wanted to have a brunette era, but after giving it a go, i needed to be fun again. i figured it would be nice because i did a color analysis and she suggested me to try this, but i failed to take into consideration her skills were to make people pop by just what they wear, and i’m way too much of a leo rising to not have fun exciting hair and feel like what i feel inside is on the outside. sorry! thank god for my stylist for getting me in about a week or two after to get me back to fun, my ends are not loving all the change tho. if you’re thinking about color analysis, i would say its probably a waste of money and you know yourself best. unless you dont. in that case sure go pay someone to make you boring lol.
3) Uber: since i’m moving i had to sell my car so i’ve been ubering a lot. don’t love it because its so expensive and sometimes even that pricetag is cheaper than a train journey. i’m over hopping into the backseat of a prius because tbh they are not comfortable to sit in. neither are train seats but specifically Uber is out because driving these whirlydoo bullshit roads makes me car sick now, for some reason. being trapped in an Uber is next to hell these days and i can’t wait to be back driving myself around.
